Valentines day special


Valentine’s day. The day of love, commitment and caring, all wrapped up in schmaltzy cards and enforced buying of perfume, chocolate etc.

 This year to celebrate it I have rounded up people’s contributions to extend the little rhyme “Roses are red, violets are blue” which is supposedly finished off with some very sweet statement. So here’s what some bloggers came up with

 

68ghia Roses are red
Violets are blue.
You cracked open my head
So I took someone else instead

 

Inzwakazi Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Colours might change
Its global warming

 

Side vieWRoses are Red

Violets are blue

Bananas are yella

I need a new fella

(maybe its you?)

The happy huggerRose are red
Violets are blue
I can’t think of anything that rhymes
Now I don’t know what to do

 

Nancy HatchRoses are red
Violets are a winner
Shut that cock up
Or we’ll cook him for dinner!

 

The AsianRoses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is lumpy
And so are you
HedgieRoses are red
Violets are blue
My heart goes boom boom
When I think of you
MS MomRoses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve done the Valentine’s Challenge
How about you?
KragenhaiRoses are reddish
Violets are Blueish.
If it wasn’t for Christmas,
We’d all be Jewish.
68ghiaRoses are red
Violets are blue
Frankenstein’s ugly
but WTF happened to you!!
Nancy Hatch Roses are red
Violets are blue
You’re schizophrenic
And you are too!

 

Another Day Rose’s are large
Violet’s are small,
Whatever their size
Yours are best of all.
Tin Dog Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d rather be single
than be with you
 
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